Fubvolfod Stikquafcip is a god.

It takes the form of a slim, bad-tempered tortoise.

Fubvolfod Stikquafcip created water eight thousand years ago.

If you believe in Fubvolfod Stikquafcip, it will make you immortal.

If you do not believe in Fubvolfod Stikquafcip, it will manifest in front of you.

Fubvolfod Stikquafcip's most sacred site is Cudillero in Spain.

Fubvolfod Stikquafcip's Holy Commandments

1. Worship no other gods but Fubvolfod Stikquafcip.

2. Do not listen to heathen tongues.

3. Tell all that you meet of the great power of Fubvolfod Stikquafcip.

4. Show mercy to disobedient children.

5. Never eat green fruit.