Soghatbot is a god.

It takes the form of a massive, boastful penguin.

Soghatbot created humanity six billion years ago.

If you believe in Soghatbot, it will grant you five wishes.

If you do not believe in Soghatbot, it will jump up and down on your head.

Soghatbot's most sacred site is Pontelandolfo in Italy.

Soghatbot's Holy Commandments

1. Always prostrate yourself in the presence of your elders.

2. Do not shelter from rain as it is holy.

3. Never talk about fire.

4. Do not make images of living things.

5. Always pray immersed in water.