Farndimgudceb is a god.

It takes the form of a slender, emotional ant.

Farndimgudceb created carbon nine thousand years ago.

If you believe in Farndimgudceb, it will not care.

If you do not believe in Farndimgudceb, it will jump up and down on your head.

Farndimgudceb's most sacred site is Cudillero in Spain.

Farndimgudceb's Holy Commandments

1. Tell all that you meet of the great power of Farndimgudceb.

2. Pray towards the north.

3. Never look in ponds.

4. Always make sure there are no tortoises in a room before entering it.

5. Do not covet oxen.