Panhuggettafwapmumlimkim is a god.

He takes the form of an extremely thin, generous penguin.

Panhuggettafwapmumlimkim created a strange quark nine quadrillion years ago.

If you believe in Panhuggettafwapmumlimkim, he will make you lucky.

If you do not believe in Panhuggettafwapmumlimkim, he will destroy your favourite solar system.

Panhuggettafwapmumlimkim's most sacred site is Ronda in Spain.

Panhuggettafwapmumlimkim's Holy Commandments

1. Respect rivers and do not attempt to bridge them.

2. Always prostrate yourself in the presence of your elders.

3. Panhuggettafwapmumlimkim must be the most important thing in your life.

4. Never paint your back mauve.

5. Treat sacred texts with the utmost of respect.