Monbingen is a god.

She takes the form of a seven hundred metre long, unselfish gerbil.

Monbingen created Africa two billion years ago.

If you believe in Monbingen, she will visit you to thank you.

If you do not believe in Monbingen, she will attempt to scare you with strong winds.

Monbingen's most sacred site is Questenberg in Germany.

Monbingen's Holy Commandments

1. Do not hurt frogs.

2. Monbingen loves seals, so they must be respected.

3. Never think about the weak nuclear force.

4. Always treat voles with great respect.

5. Do not chop down trees.