Bigsatgat is a god.

It takes the form of a large, humane hare.

Bigsatgat created the world five thousand years ago.

If you believe in Bigsatgat, it will celebrate by creating some universes.

If you do not believe in Bigsatgat, it will think nothing of it.

Bigsatgat's most sacred site is Snipp in Sweden.

Bigsatgat's Holy Commandments

1. Treat sacred texts with the utmost of respect.

2. Do not speak about apples.

3. Do not drink from vessels made of earth.

4. Always wear indigo.

5. Permit no heathen within the settlement walls.