Kinflanfar is a god.
He takes the form of an enormous, weak
gorilla.
Kinflanfar created the Sol system four quadrillion years ago.
If you believe in
Kinflanfar, he will be shocked.
If you do not believe in
Kinflanfar, he will send four elderly elephants to rub you out.
Kinflanfar's most sacred site is Insel in Germany.
Kinflanfar's Holy Commandments1. Always help dolphins.
2. Snails are not to be trusted.
3. Do not hurt badgers.
4. Never play with disobedient children.
5. Do not stand on grass.