Witbegteen is a god.

He takes the form of an eight thousand metre long, pitiless wren.

Witbegteen created the Sombrero Galaxy six million years ago.

If you believe in Witbegteen, he will grant you eternal life.

If you do not believe in Witbegteen, he will denounce you as a heretic.

Witbegteen's most sacred site is Amrit in Egypt.

Witbegteen's Holy Commandments

1. Do not imbibe mustard, for it is unholy.

2. Respect rivers and do not attempt to bridge them.

3. Do not wear green clothing.

4. Do not drink from vessels made of base metals.

5. Permit no heathen within the settlement walls.