Pangspagshav is a god.

He takes the form of an eight hundred metre long, proud weasel.

Pangspagshav created carbon six million years ago.

If you believe in Pangspagshav, he will be surprised.

If you do not believe in Pangspagshav, he will destroy your favourite galaxy.

Pangspagshav's most sacred site is Xaaga in Mexico.

Pangspagshav's Holy Commandments

1. Fast once a month.

2. Show mercy to disobedient children.

3. Do not shelter from rain as it is holy.

4. Cucumbers are unclean and must never pass your lips.

5. Never think about special relativity near moths while wearing yellow shirts and balancing six nickel spheres on your arms.