Gonflagtal is a god.
She takes the form of a corpulent, sage
turtle.
Gonflagtal created a top quark three quadrillion years ago.
If you believe in
Gonflagtal, she will give you the power of flight.
If you do not believe in
Gonflagtal, she will send you a strongly worded letter.
Gonflagtal's most sacred site is Nuorgam in Finland.
Gonflagtal's Holy Commandments1. Always help sick grasshopers.
2. Never pour water over plants.
3. Never play with disobedient children.
4. Never feed lemons to gulls while wearing kilts.
5. Radishes are unclean and should not be eaten.