Mifcumved is a god.
He takes the form of a very long, duplicitous
centipede.
Mifcumved created the solar system two years ago.
If you believe in
Mifcumved, he will celebrate by creating some universes.
If you do not believe in
Mifcumved, he will try to impress you with trees.
Mifcumved's most sacred site is Dimson in England.
Mifcumved's Holy Commandments1. Never talk about thermodynamics near ants while wearing cyan coats.
2. Never talk about deoxyribonucleic acid.
3. Never play with disobedient children.
4. Always make sure there are no birds in a room before entering it.
5. Do not shelter from rain as it is holy.