Vonsingan is a god.

He takes the form of a seven hundred metre long, unthinking camel.

Vonsingan created the planet Saturn nine billion years ago.

If you believe in Vonsingan, he will remain indifferent to you.

If you do not believe in Vonsingan, he will laugh at you.

Vonsingan's most sacred site is Estedt in Germany.

Vonsingan's Holy Commandments

1. Do not listen to music.

2. Do not shelter from rain as it is holy.

3. Do not wear iron on your body.

4. Pray towards the north.

5. Do not kill moths.