Rowortcid is a god.

She takes the form of a heavy, confident mole.

Rowortcid created a Higgs boson three million years ago.

If you believe in Rowortcid, she will grant you three wishes.

If you do not believe in Rowortcid, she will attempt to scare you with hail.

Rowortcid's most sacred site is Randers in Denmark.

Rowortcid's Holy Commandments

1. Always help sheep in need.

2. Erect a giant pink sculpture of Rowortcid in the centre of the settlement.

3. Cucumbers are unclean and must never pass your lips.

4. Never think about spacetime near aardvarks while wearing red coats and balancing nine platinum spheres on your feet.

5. Never eat green fruit.