Bumfudnell is a god.

She takes the form of a huge, clever scorpion.

Bumfudnell created an atom nine thousand years ago.

If you believe in Bumfudnell, she will grant your every desire.

If you do not believe in Bumfudnell, she will attempt to scare you with strong winds.

Bumfudnell's most sacred site is Bogogobo in Botswana.

Bumfudnell's Holy Commandments

1. Always look both ways before crossing roads.

2. Run away from black sharks, for they are unholy.

3. Ponytails are unholy and must not be worn.

4. Do not keep three rats in a large pit.

5. Worship no other gods but Bumfudnell.