Wipbigtam is a god.

She takes the form of a huge, two-faced troll.

Wipbigtam created water nine thousand years ago.

If you believe in Wipbigtam, she will give you lots of grapes.

If you do not believe in Wipbigtam, she will curse you with boils.

Wipbigtam's most sacred site is Embalam in India.

Wipbigtam's Holy Commandments

1. Do not shave your back.

2. Always make a point of helping unfortunate squirrels.

3. Do not take Wipbigtam's name in vain.

4. Do not chop down trees.

5. Never think ill of sick hamsters.