Fumladsidstip is a god.

It takes the form of a nine hundred metre long, slow monkey.

Fumladsidstip created Mount Everest eight billion years ago.

If you believe in Fumladsidstip, it will celebrate by creating some galaxies.

If you do not believe in Fumladsidstip, it will be very sad.

Fumladsidstip's most sacred site is Utti in Finland.

Fumladsidstip's Holy Commandments

1. Paint representations of moons on the walls of your dwelling place.

2. Do not shave your arms.

3. Never talk about fire.

4. Always treat badgers with great respect.

5. Never write about cell theory.