Yikbogbonk is a god.

It takes the form of an extremely large, unthinking duck.

Yikbogbonk created a charm quark seven million years ago.

If you believe in Yikbogbonk, it will celebrate by creating some nebulas.

If you do not believe in Yikbogbonk, it will destroy your favourite star.

Yikbogbonk's most sacred site is Morella in Spain.

Yikbogbonk's Holy Commandments

1. Never paint your arms magenta.

2. Treat sacred texts with the utmost of respect.

3. Yikbogbonk loves rats, so they must be honoured.

4. Always help pigs.

5. Always make sure there are no voles in a building before entering it.