Soggofhas is a god.

He takes the form of an eight thousand metre long, overgenerous beaver.

Soggofhas created a strange quark seven thousand years ago.

If you believe in Soggofhas, he will look after you all your life.

If you do not believe in Soggofhas, he will ignore you and hope you go away.

Soggofhas' most sacred site is Miiluranta in Finland.

Soggofhas' Holy Commandments

1. Do not covet oxen.

2. Do not hurt voles.

3. Never talk about grasshopers.

4. Never think about fluid mechanics near horses while wearing red hats and balancing four zinc spheres on your legs.

5. Never write about the strong nuclear force.