Yikbatpod is a god.

He takes the form of a planet-sized, effective weasel.

Yikbatpod created the Andromeda Galaxy four thousand years ago.

If you believe in Yikbatpod, he will give you great power.

If you do not believe in Yikbatpod, he will name a particularly small and pointless comet after you.

Yikbatpod's most sacred site is Goldcliff in Wales.

Yikbatpod's Holy Commandments

1. Never talk about cats.

2. Never think about fluid mechanics near otters while wearing mauve shirts and balancing four gold spheres on your neck.

3. Retreat if six eagles approach from the west.

4. Never sit in holy places.

5. Your grandchildren must be taught to worship Yikbatpod.