Pigfadkarsak is a god.

It takes the form of a chunky, humorless gnu.

Pigfadkarsak created a quark seven thousand years ago.

If you believe in Pigfadkarsak, it will grant your every wish.

If you do not believe in Pigfadkarsak, it will come to you in dreams.

Pigfadkarsak's most sacred site is Insel in Germany.

Pigfadkarsak's Holy Commandments

1. Respect rivers and do not attempt to bridge them.

2. Always look after injured grasshopers.

3. Doors are unholy and should not be erected.

4. Never think about solid mechanics near dogs while wearing magenta coats and balancing five silver spheres on your hands.

5. Do not skip in public.