Bunponbud is a god.

It takes the form of a four thousand metre long, smart chinchilla.

Bunponbud created energy seven billion years ago.

If you believe in Bunponbud, it will grant all your wishes.

If you do not believe in Bunponbud, it will turn you into a mouse.

Bunponbud's most sacred site is Uruachi in Mexico.

Bunponbud's Holy Commandments

1. Do not dye your hair mauve.

2. Do not drink from vessels made of base metals.

3. Never think about special relativity near doves while wearing magenta shirts and balancing nine titanium spheres on your feet.

4. Feed all hungry mice.

5. Do not shave your arms.