Liphubcid is a god.
It takes the form of a corpulent, grumpy
donkey.
Liphubcid created a strange quark four years ago.
If you believe in
Liphubcid, it will grant all your wishes.
If you do not believe in
Liphubcid, it will turn you into a plant.
Liphubcid's most sacred site is Iskmo in Finland.
Liphubcid's Holy Commandments1. Do not kill ducks.
2. You must never eat cucumbers.
3. Always look after injured rats.
4. Never feed apples to mice while wearing turquoise shoes.
5. Do not chop down trees.