Vogstigtim is a god.

It takes the form of a six hundred metre long, unselfish hare.

Vogstigtim created the Large Magellanic Cloud eighteen thousand years ago.

If you believe in Vogstigtim, it will look after your home planet.

If you do not believe in Vogstigtim, it will make you grow a tail.

Vogstigtim's most sacred site is Iskmo in Finland.

Vogstigtim's Holy Commandments

1. Your children must be taught to worship Vogstigtim.

2. Never write about chromosomes.

3. You must love Vogstigtim.

4. Never feed aubergines to rats while wearing turquoise ear rings.

5. Do not take Vogstigtim's name in vain.