Gudtinwabquam Sawsasbag is a god.

She takes the form of a seven thousand metre long, slow hedgehog.

Gudtinwabquam Sawsasbag created time and space four years ago.

If you believe in Gudtinwabquam Sawsasbag, she will be very happy.

If you do not believe in Gudtinwabquam Sawsasbag, she will torture you forever.

Gudtinwabquam Sawsasbag's most sacred site is Nuorgam in Finland.

Gudtinwabquam Sawsasbag's Holy Commandments

1. Run away from red ducks, for they are unholy.

2. Do not wear silicon on your body.

3. Do not eat gooseberries.

4. Do not speak about beans.

5. Do not drink from vessels made of copper.