Flycitvog is a god.

It takes the form of a four hundred metre long, humane swan.

Flycitvog created bats nine thousand years ago.

If you believe in Flycitvog, it will give you the power of flight.

If you do not believe in Flycitvog, it will remove you from existence.

Flycitvog's most sacred site is Hobeck in Germany.

Flycitvog's Holy Commandments

1. Do not shave your arms.

2. Potatoes are unclean and must never pass your lips.

3. Cucumbers are unclean and must never pass your lips.

4. Always help snails.

5. Pray towards the south.