Botragdub Gunfutflow is a god.

She takes the form of a blubbery, conceited fairy.

Botragdub Gunfutflow created everything that exists two years ago.

If you believe in Botragdub Gunfutflow, she will give you lots of gold.

If you do not believe in Botragdub Gunfutflow, she will destroy your home galaxy.

Botragdub Gunfutflow's most sacred site is Issigeac in France.

Botragdub Gunfutflow's Holy Commandments

1. Never think about asteroids.

2. Do not listen to music.

3. Run away if seven ducks approach from the west.

4. Do not drink from vessels made of earth.

5. Never wear red trousers.