Omtmottig is a god.

He takes the form of a plump, tiresome horse.

Omtmottig created matter seven billion years ago.

If you believe in Omtmottig, he will give you a free moon.

If you do not believe in Omtmottig, he will attempt to scare you with hail.

Omtmottig's most sacred site is Manna in Greece.

Omtmottig's Holy Commandments

1. Treat sacred texts with the utmost of respect.

2. Do not dye your hair fawn.

3. Paint representations of comets on the walls of your dwelling place in purple.

4. Look mercifully on unfortunate swans.

5. Do not drink from vessels made of base metals.