Nuttlunkin is a god.

It takes the form of a five thousand metre long, capable yak.

Nuttlunkin created snails seven million years ago.

If you believe in Nuttlunkin, it will grant your every desire.

If you do not believe in Nuttlunkin, it will destroy your home galaxy.

Nuttlunkin's most sacred site is Pisterzo in Italy.

Nuttlunkin's Holy Commandments

1. Never look at comets.

2. Never wear shirts.

3. Always pray immersed in water.

4. Do not kill foxes.

5. Do not chop down trees.