Rigzencumbif is a god.

It takes the form of an extremely heavy, uncaring duck.

Rigzencumbif created parasitic wasps eight quadrillion years ago.

If you believe in Rigzencumbif, it will give you lots of gold.

If you do not believe in Rigzencumbif, it will strike you with lightening.

Rigzencumbif's most sacred site is Altata in Mexico.

Rigzencumbif's Holy Commandments

1. Never go into white rooms.

2. Do not kill nematodes.

3. Never feed lots of lentils to whales while wearing red shoes.

4. Always treat foxes with great respect.

5. Respect your elders.