Rigzencumbif is a god.
It takes the form of an extremely heavy, uncaring
duck.
Rigzencumbif created parasitic wasps eight quadrillion years ago.
If you believe in
Rigzencumbif, it will give you lots of gold.
If you do not believe in
Rigzencumbif, it will strike you with lightening.
Rigzencumbif's most sacred site is Altata in Mexico.
Rigzencumbif's Holy Commandments1. Never go into white rooms.
2. Do not kill nematodes.
3. Never feed lots of lentils to whales while wearing red shoes.
4. Always treat foxes with great respect.
5. Respect your elders.