Pincenzed is a god.

He takes the form of a very long, impressive scorpion.

Pincenzed created the Virgo Supercluster three billion years ago.

If you believe in Pincenzed, he will be surprised.

If you do not believe in Pincenzed, he will turn you into a small brown duck.

Pincenzed's most sacred site is Laurila in Finland.

Pincenzed's Holy Commandments

1. Learn three new languages a year.

2. Never talk about photosynthesis.

3. Draw representations of moons on the walls of your dwelling place.

4. Sheep are not to be trusted.

5. Never skip in holy places.