Dissnuljam is a god.
She takes the form of a giant, merciless
squid.
Dissnuljam created a strange quark nine thousand years ago.
If you believe in
Dissnuljam, she will grant your every desire.
If you do not believe in
Dissnuljam, she will turn you into a sparrow.
Dissnuljam's most sacred site is Leswalt in Scotland.
Dissnuljam's Holy Commandments1. Do not wear tin on your body.
2. Potatoes are unclean and must never pass your lips.
3. Permit no heathen within the settlement walls.
4. Never eat bark.
5. Run away from black porpoises, for they are unholy.