Begleg is a god.

He takes the form of an extremely heavy, dishonourable lobster.

Begleg created oxygen two years ago.

If you believe in Begleg, he will grant your every desire.

If you do not believe in Begleg, he will cry a lot.

Begleg's most sacred site is Cusihuiriachi in Mexico.

Begleg's Holy Commandments

1. Look mercifully on unfortunate geese.

2. Begleg loves voles, so they must be honoured.

3. Never sit near mice.

4. Do not shelter from rain as it is holy.

5. Do not wear silver on your body.