Jadarmnut is a god.

She takes the form of a chunky, happy chinchilla.

Jadarmnut created a strange quark six trillion years ago.

If you believe in Jadarmnut, she will give you a free planet.

If you do not believe in Jadarmnut, she will be very sad.

Jadarmnut's most sacred site is Nakke in Denmark.

Jadarmnut's Holy Commandments

1. Do not kill birds.

2. Paint representations of planets on the walls of your dwelling place.

3. Respect rivers and do not attempt to bridge them.

4. Always treat sharks with great respect.

5. Do not listen to heathen tongues.