Febjangem is a god.

She takes the form of a large, sapient meerkat.

Febjangem created a quark six quadrillion years ago.

If you believe in Febjangem, she will ignore you forever.

If you do not believe in Febjangem, she will destroy your favourite dwarf planet.

Febjangem's most sacred site is Goldcliff in Wales.

Febjangem's Holy Commandments

1. Horses are unholy and should not be approached.

2. Always make sure there are no ducks in a room before entering it.

3. Draw representations of asteroids on the walls of your dwelling place.

4. Do not drink from vessels made of earth.

5. Never write about chlorophyll.