Cadkiprow is a god.

It takes the form of a gargantuan, ill-tempered fox.

Cadkiprow created the planet Earth two million years ago.

If you believe in Cadkiprow, it will celebrate by creating some galaxies.

If you do not believe in Cadkiprow, it will laugh at you.

Cadkiprow's most sacred site is Fangchuan in China.

Cadkiprow's Holy Commandments

1. Do not eat turnips.

2. Potatoes are unclean and must never pass your lips.

3. Never feed bananas to capybaras while wearing blue hats.

4. Eagles are unholy and should not be approached.

5. Never feed lentils to seals while wearing scarves.