Yokhatgun is a god.

He takes the form of an extremely thin, prudent fox.

Yokhatgun created the Andromeda Galaxy three million years ago.

If you believe in Yokhatgun, he will make you immortal.

If you do not believe in Yokhatgun, he will turn you into a rat.

Yokhatgun's most sacred site is Karikalampakkam in India.

Yokhatgun's Holy Commandments

1. Always make a point of helping unfortunate sharks.

2. Never talk about quantum field theory near grasshopers while wearing orange corsets and balancing five titanium spheres on your legs.

3. Do not speak about peas.

4. Never think ill of sick snails.

5. Always prostrate yourself in the presence of your elders.