Mapxuckbast is a god.

It takes the form of a rotund, resourceful snail.

Mapxuckbast created humanity six billion years ago.

If you believe in Mapxuckbast, it will celebrate by creating some nebulas.

If you do not believe in Mapxuckbast, it will attempt to scare you with strong winds.

Mapxuckbast's most sacred site is Omaweneno in Botswana.

Mapxuckbast's Holy Commandments

1. Always make sure there are no doves in a room before entering it.

2. Never think about electromagnetism.

3. Never talk about quantum gravity.

4. Do not kill pigs.

5. Always stare at clouds.