Konlityak is a god.

It takes the form of an extremely small, unthoughtful salamander.

Konlityak created light two billion years ago.

If you believe in Konlityak, it will laugh at you.

If you do not believe in Konlityak, it will jump up and down on your head.

Konlityak's most sacred site is Polydrosos in Greece.

Konlityak's Holy Commandments

1. Cucumbers are unclean and must never pass your lips.

2. Always prostrate yourself in the presence of your elders.

3. Eagles are not to be trusted.

4. Konlityak loves horses, so they must be respected.

5. Do not take Konlityak's name in vain.