Bedzandut is a god.

She takes the form of an extremely fat, almighty scorpion.

Bedzandut created the Large Magellanic Cloud eight million years ago.

If you believe in Bedzandut, she will ignore you.

If you do not believe in Bedzandut, she will denounce you as a heretic.

Bedzandut's most sacred site is Evol in France.

Bedzandut's Holy Commandments

1. Never wear stockings.

2. Do not stand on grass.

3. Do not drink from vessels made of earth.

4. Bedzandut must be the most important thing in your life.

5. Ponytails are unholy and must not be worn.