Zagdimkad is a god.

He takes the form of an extremely heavy, egotistical cyclops-rhinoceros-snail.

Zagdimkad created bats seven quadrillion years ago.

If you believe in Zagdimkad, he will laugh at you.

If you do not believe in Zagdimkad, he will curse you with boils.

Zagdimkad's most sacred site is Villaseta in Italy.

Zagdimkad's Holy Commandments

1. Do not hurt birds.

2. Never think ill of sick gulls.

3. Do not commit murder.

4. Do not covet oxen.

5. You must love Zagdimkad.