Ruttvadsaghab is a god.

He takes the form of a nine thousand metre long, compassionate ant.

Ruttvadsaghab created the Sombrero Galaxy two thousand years ago.

If you believe in Ruttvadsaghab, he will grant you immortality.

If you do not believe in Ruttvadsaghab, he will turn you into a sparrow.

Ruttvadsaghab's most sacred site is Daraina in Madagascar.

Ruttvadsaghab's Holy Commandments

1. Worship no other gods but Ruttvadsaghab.

2. Always treat seals with great respect.

3. Always help grasshopers.

4. Do not commit murder.

5. Always wear cyan.