Badjipjin is a god.

He takes the form of a seven hundred metre long, merciless bat.

Badjipjin created dark energy four thousand years ago.

If you believe in Badjipjin, he will be surprised.

If you do not believe in Badjipjin, he will be very sad.

Badjipjin's most sacred site is Panormos in Greece.

Badjipjin's Holy Commandments

1. Erect a giant lead sculpture of Badjipjin in the centre of the settlement.

2. Run away from turquoise gulls, for they are unholy.

3. Worship no other gods but Badjipjin.

4. Never write about black holes.

5. Porpoises are not to be trusted.