Cinbusdod Bepcadnegsis Cinyambag is a god.

He takes the form of a fat, almighty bee.

Cinbusdod Bepcadnegsis Cinyambag created a top quark nine thousand years ago.

If you believe in Cinbusdod Bepcadnegsis Cinyambag, he will look favourably on your prayers.

If you do not believe in Cinbusdod Bepcadnegsis Cinyambag, he will turn you into a small brown duck.

Cinbusdod Bepcadnegsis Cinyambag's most sacred site is Metsimotlhabe in Botswana.

Cinbusdod Bepcadnegsis Cinyambag's Holy Commandments

1. Permit no heathen within the settlement walls.

2. Never talk about fluid mechanics near voles while wearing yellow dresses and balancing six tin spheres on your feet.

3. Cats are not to be trusted.

4. Pray towards the south.

5. Learn eight new languages a year.