Wapfednel is a god.

He takes the form of a large, awe-inspiring ant.

Wapfednel created a down quark eight billion years ago.

If you believe in Wapfednel, he will ignore you.

If you do not believe in Wapfednel, he will not care.

Wapfednel's most sacred site is Quenstedt in Germany.

Wapfednel's Holy Commandments

1. Never feed spinach to porpoises while wearing green ear rings.

2. Do not shave your back.

3. Always wear fawn.

4. Permit no heathen within the settlement walls.

5. You must never eat rice.