Venjingab Dingutzagvenmigmetnilged is a god.

She takes the form of a three thousand metre long, overgenerous gorilla.

Venjingab Dingutzagvenmigmetnilged created carbon four billion years ago.

If you believe in Venjingab Dingutzagvenmigmetnilged, she will approve.

If you do not believe in Venjingab Dingutzagvenmigmetnilged, she will attempt to scare you with floods.

Venjingab Dingutzagvenmigmetnilged's most sacred site is Saint-Sauvan in France.

Venjingab Dingutzagvenmigmetnilged's Holy Commandments

1. Erect a giant carbon sculpture of Venjingab Dingutzagvenmigmetnilged in the centre of the settlement.

2. Do not wear black clothing.

3. Doors are unholy and should not be erected.

4. Pray towards the north.

5. Always make sure there are no shrews in a room before entering it.