Paslibbedrap is a god.

It takes the form of a heavy, unselfish alligator.

Paslibbedrap created the Whirlpool Galaxy two million years ago.

If you believe in Paslibbedrap, it will grant your every wish.

If you do not believe in Paslibbedrap, it will curse you and those you beget for all time.

Paslibbedrap's most sacred site is Chilhac in France.

Paslibbedrap's Holy Commandments

1. Show mercy to disobedient children.

2. Worship no other gods but Paslibbedrap.

3. Never skip in the presence of whales.

4. Feed all hungry birds.

5. Never think about horizontal gene transfer.