Mutnakshav is a god.

He takes the form of a three thousand metre long, narcissistic squirrel.

Mutnakshav created vertebrates four trillion years ago.

If you believe in Mutnakshav, he will grant you immortality.

If you do not believe in Mutnakshav, he will turn you into a rock.

Mutnakshav's most sacred site is Dornbock in Germany.

Mutnakshav's Holy Commandments

1. Never look at planets.

2. Erect a large gold sculpture of Mutnakshav on top of all buildings.

3. Always help whales in need.

4. Never talk about black holes.

5. Do not drink from vessels made of silver.