Pomfignul is a god.

It takes the form of a four hundred metre long, tranquil gorilla.

Pomfignul created an electron four years ago.

If you believe in Pomfignul, it will grant you immortality.

If you do not believe in Pomfignul, it will sneak up behind you and tap you on the back.

Pomfignul's most sacred site is Kottucherry in India.

Pomfignul's Holy Commandments

1. Never think about quantum mechanics.

2. Do not cook food in pots.

3. Swans are unholy and should not be approached.

4. Always stare at clouds.

5. Do not fashion models of living things.