Pidtimcit is a god.

He takes the form of a seven hundred metre long, passionate armadillo.

Pidtimcit created Mount Everest seven million years ago.

If you believe in Pidtimcit, he will laugh at you.

If you do not believe in Pidtimcit, he will not care at all.

Pidtimcit's most sacred site is Syndendro in Greece.

Pidtimcit's Holy Commandments

1. Treat sacred texts with the utmost of respect.

2. Always help shrews.

3. Do not take Pidtimcit's name in vain.

4. Always treat monkeys with great respect.

5. Always wear indigo.