Funsatlen is a god.

She takes the form of a slender, all-powerful camel.

Funsatlen created the Large Magellanic Cloud six million years ago.

If you believe in Funsatlen, she will grant you five wishes.

If you do not believe in Funsatlen, she will throw large rocks at you.

Funsatlen's most sacred site is Randers in Denmark.

Funsatlen's Holy Commandments

1. Do not trade with those who eat carrots.

2. You must pray to Funsatlen seven times a day.

3. Never chant in holy places.

4. Do not wear indigo clothing.

5. Do not fashion models of living things.